Product Description
Port-a-johns at a race venue, trail-side emergencies, and unpredictable bathrooms all come with the same unpleasant catch: dry toilet paper only goes so far. The Submarine Portable Bidet gives you a targeted water rinse anytime, anywhere. It's also compact enough to fit in a race bag, hydration pack, or glove box.
Precision rinse – The retractable nozzle drops down to aim a direct stream for a rear or front wash, so you are not relying on dry paper alone. How hard you squeeze the bottle sets how strong the stream is.
Fill it before you leave – Top off the bottle at home or the hotel, seal it with the cap, and drop it in your bag knowing it will stay leak-free. When you reach the trailhead or the port-a-john, extend the nozzle and you are ready.
A better clean, anywhere – It rides in the included travel bag, so you can keep one in your race kit, your car, and your bathroom at home. Camping trips, long drives, and travel days all get the same easy rinse.
The Submarine Includes:
1 Portable Bidet — 300 mL bottle with retractable nozzle.
1 Travel Bag — Stealthy, convenient carry wherever you go.
1 Sealable Cap — Keeps everything contained and leak-free when not in use.
How to Use The Submarine Portable Bidet
Fill: Fill the 300 mL bottle with water, extend the nozzle, aim, and squeeze. Lukewarm water is more comfortable than cold when you have the choice.
Before a long day out: Fill the bottle ahead of time, seal it with the cap, and stash it in your race bag, hydration pack, or glove box so it is ready at the first stop.
After use: Rinse the nozzle with clean water and retract it before you cap the bottle for the next trip.
The Submarine is made to be used everywhere, anytime. Keep it in your bathroom, travel bag, car, camping gear, or wherever your butt might need a little extra attention.
For gear that arrives damaged or falls under the manufacturer's warranty: Please send a photo of the damage or error message to hello@thefeed.com. We will either help process a claim for the product and a replacement product or Feed Cash will be provided, or we will direct you towards the correct place to make a warranty claim for the product. For returns on gear that you have used, we follow the manufacturer's instructions for satisfaction guarantees. This is specific to each gear product, terms and conditions may change.
The Submarine Portable Bidet FAQ's
Everything you need to know before getting started.
It is a 300 mL squeeze bottle with a retractable nozzle that sprays a direct stream of water for washing up after using the bathroom. It needs no batteries or plumbing.
Fill the bottle with water, extend the nozzle, aim, and squeeze. The harder you squeeze, the stronger the stream.
You get the portable bidet bottle with its retractable nozzle, a travel bag, and a sealable cap.
It works in any bathroom. You can keep one at home and another in your car or race bag.
Pack it empty and fill it after you pass security, since 300 mL is more than the standard carry-on liquid limit.