Mortal Hydration

How to Not Die in Your Next Workout:

Mortal Hydration is here to make sure you don’t die in your next workout, at least not from thirst or flavor boredom. Yes, you read this right, flavor boredom. This is actually a growing issue among athletes, as their hydration has a meek, watered-down flavor that is killing their taste buds. 

To combat this underwhelming flavor problem, athletes are making a fatal mistake: over-scooping their hydration. Don’t worry, we’ve all done it – adding an extra scoop or two to make your hydration taste better, bolder and more refreshing. 

But what are the deadly consequences of “over-scooping?” 

• For one, it gets a little expensive. Instead of getting an average of 20 servings or 20 full water bottles of hydration, you may only get 10-12 in trying to make your hydration taste better. 

• GI distress happens when you are not consuming the right proportion of electrolytes, sugar, and water. What tends to happen when you over-scoop your hydration is that you add much more sugar than you need. The incorrect ratio of sugar to water means it sits in your gut instead of being absorbed. 

Mortal Hydration: Your Solution to Fight Death

Mortal Hydration is one of the few hydration solutions out there that is optimized to have bold, refreshing flavors that work perfectly in a 22-oz or a 26-oz bottle, meaning you don’t risk death by over-scooping trying to get that desired spike in taste. 

But there’s more – a hot trend in hydration is adjustable sodium levels. Mortal is the first hydration mix we have found to offer a range of sodium from 450 mg (regular flavors) to 920 mg (OG salty flavors) or 900 mg (new flavors). Our recommendation is regular flavors for a normal workout. If you’re doing a more intense workout, opt for a salty flavor to replenish with 1,000+ mg of electrolytes. 

The goal with Mortal is not to add carbs to your high-carb fueling plan. Most athletes use a high-carb bottle on their bike or in their hydration container, along with gels. This means you need electrolytes that contribute to your hydration without significantly adding carbs. 

Mortal has excellent taste, but with little to no sugar. The OG flavors (Berry, Mango, Margarita) utilize high-quality stevia, while the new flavors (Grapefruit, Watermelon, Aloha) have only 8g of sugar per serving and are NSF Certified for Sport. This creates flavor profiles that encourage increased sipping (and as a result, more hydration) without the additional carbohydrates.

Can’t decide? We’re here to help. 

Choosing your go-to daily hydration is so personal. We get it. So, we created Sample Packs that won’t ding your budget. 

• Sample Pack OG features our Margarita, Mango, and Berry flavors in both regular and salty varieties. 
• Sample Pack Volume II contains Watermelon, Grapefruit, and Aloha in both regular and salty flavors. 

How to Pick Your Thirst Quenching Flavor: